So. You filthy little boot pervert. It looks like you stumbled into Planet Bootopia, the adult webcomic and fantasy site for boot fetishists like ourselves.
Adult site. Yup. Get it? Sexual themes. Naughty pictures. Wank/Diddle material. If you're not cool with that, be gone.
We'd like to welcome everybody to this site, but there are few people who are not welcome here:
- Loudmouth Feminists - this site objectifies women (and men!) and you probably can't handle it, so go complain to your girlfriends elsewhere.
- Anyone who issues "fatwas" for a living - please do the world a favor and crawl back under the rock from whence you sprang.
- Really dumb teenagers - if you're unwilling to lie about your age, you have our nomination for sainthood.
- People who only watch "real" porn - we get you. This site is not for everyone. We do have some links to sites you might prefer instead in the "Links" section, just because.
A now for a moment of legal disclaimer. (drum roll, please...) This web site portrays fictional characters in sexual and/or satirical situations, and any resemblance to persons living or deceased is purely coincidental, or for the express purpose of satire, as permitted by the Constitution of the good ole USA (and other "civilized" nations) and relevant case law. Neener neener.
Note to parents: The rest of this site uses adult content ratings, so it will be blocked by NetNanny and other porn blocking software. You're welcome.
By kissing (clicking) the boot below, you agree that (A) you are over 18 years of age, (B) sexually themed websites are legal in your jurisdiction, (C) you are not a loudmouth feminist who gets easily offended, and (D) you have never issued a "fatwa" and have no intention to do so.
